I was reading my old surveys... I used to do surveys way better back then. Anyway, here's a survey.

• would you... survey {07/07/09}  •
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Would you...
1. Completely get a makeover and dress in a style that was the total opposite of who you are if it meant you could have the guy/girl of your dreams?


2. Sell your virginity (if you're not a virgin, just assume you miraculously are again) for 3.7 million dollars?


3. Still date your significant other of one year who you loved deeply after finding out they were really seven years older than you, when you thought they were only one or two years older?


4. Wear combat boots with a formal prom dress?


5. Drink hot chocolate in the summer?


6. Litter in a park if there was no garbage can in sight and you wanted to get rid of one of your food wrappers?


7. Skip school with a friend if they offered to take you to an amusement park for the day and pay for everything?


8. Cheat on your fiance if the person offered to pay for the entire wedding and honeymoon if you did it? What if your fiance consented?


9. Go into a store you HATE and buy something you actually liked?


10. Buy body jewelry from Wal*Mart?


11. Get the McDonald's logo tattooed on your back if it meant free food from there for life?


12. Roll around in the snow naked for a minute for $1,000?


13. Kiss your ex if you had the chance?


14. Be the opposite sex for a day?


15. Eat something that expired the day before?


16. Walk one hundred miles to see the person you love for one hour?


17. Wear a Halloween costume to the mall just to see how many stares you get?


18. Wear bright blue eyeshadow?


19. Go to a Lady Gaga concert?


20. Kiss your pet?


21. Shave your head bald for one million dollars, and it also meant that your hair would be made into a wig that would be donated to a cancer patient?


22. Volunteer at a pre-school for four hours a day?


23. Leave the country and never step foot in it again for one million dollars?


24. Leave your husband/wife if they got into a car accident and had their face disfigured for life?


25. Take a cold shower for one hundred dollars?


26. Wear your mom's clothes (assuming you could fit into them)?


27. Go food shopping with your grandmother?


28. Pick up a spider and put it outside if you saw one crawling on your desk right now?


29. Run through your neighbor's sprinkler on a hot day when they had it running?


30. Ride your bike to your job?


31. Call out sick just to go to the beach on a beautiful day?


32. Marry someone who was good looking, had a lot of money, but had a bland personality that you didn't really connect with but they still treated you like gold?


33. Change your entire name (first, middle, and last) if you had the chance?


34. Get plastic surgery if it was paid for?


35. Dye your hair bleach blonde for a month?


36. Change your eye color to light brown?


37. Move to Russia?


38. Name one of your girls Gertrude or Agnes?


39. Sell one of your children for a million dollars if you couldn't support them as it is and you know they would go to a warm, loving family?


40. Get an abortion if you found out your child was going to be born mentally retarded and without legs?


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