I was reading my old surveys... I used to do surveys way better back then. Anyway, here's a survey.

• would you... survey {07/07/09}  •
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Would you...
1. Completely get a makeover and dress in a style that was the total opposite of who you are if it meant you could have the guy/girl of your dreams?


2. Sell your virginity (if you're not a virgin, just assume you miraculously are again) for 3.7 million dollars?


3. Still date your significant other of one year who you loved deeply after finding out they were really seven years older than you, when you thought they were only one or two years older?


4. Wear combat boots with a formal prom dress?


5. Drink hot chocolate in the summer?


6. Litter in a park if there was no garbage can in sight and you wanted to get rid of one of your food wrappers?


7. Skip school with a friend if they offered to take you to an amusement park for the day and pay for everything?


8. Cheat on your fiance if the person offered to pay for the entire wedding and honeymoon if you did it? What if your fiance consented?


9. Go into a store you HATE and buy something you actually liked?


10. Buy body jewelry from Wal*Mart?


11. Get the McDonald's logo tattooed on your back if it meant free food from there for life?


12. Roll around in the snow naked for a minute for $1,000?


13. Kiss your ex if you had the chance?


14. Be the opposite sex for a day?


15. Eat something that expired the day before?


16. Walk one hundred miles to see the person you love for one hour?


17. Wear a Halloween costume to the mall just to see how many stares you get?


18. Wear bright blue eyeshadow?


19. Go to a Lady Gaga concert?


20. Kiss your pet?


21. Shave your head bald for one million dollars, and it also meant that your hair would be made into a wig that would be donated to a cancer patient?


22. Volunteer at a pre-school for four hours a day?


23. Leave the country and never step foot in it again for one million dollars?


24. Leave your husband/wife if they got into a car accident and had their face disfigured for life?


25. Take a cold shower for one hundred dollars?


26. Wear your mom's clothes (assuming you could fit into them)?


27. Go food shopping with your grandmother?


28. Pick up a spider and put it outside if you saw one crawling on your desk right now?


29. Run through your neighbor's sprinkler on a hot day when they had it running?


30. Ride your bike to your job?


31. Call out sick just to go to the beach on a beautiful day?


32. Marry someone who was good looking, had a lot of money, but had a bland personality that you didn't really connect with but they still treated you like gold?


33. Change your entire name (first, middle, and last) if you had the chance?


34. Get plastic surgery if it was paid for?


35. Dye your hair bleach blonde for a month?


36. Change your eye color to light brown?


37. Move to Russia?


38. Name one of your girls Gertrude or Agnes?


39. Sell one of your children for a million dollars if you couldn't support them as it is and you know they would go to a warm, loving family?


40. Get an abortion if you found out your child was going to be born mentally retarded and without legs?


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OMFG LOL

Total Subscribers: 842
^-- I just shit bricks.

Anyway, no new surveys today, since I just did one yesterday and I have carpal tunnel from being on the computer all day due to being off from work. Just wanted to (again) bring your attention to my other sites, since they're not getting much attention from anyone else =P

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And what do the "tags" mean? Like, it says my top tags are "surveys, survey site, etc." but how do I get tags? Who gives them to me?

Happy 4th of July. I saw a survey like this done on another site, so I decided to make my own variation. I just name a song I like, and then make a question related to that song.

Also, next survey site I try to go on that's in a blogring and has friends lock on, I will hunt them down and eat them. Don't join a blogring for surveys and have people come to your site looking for surveys if you won't let them in! Damn! D:< I mean, I guess that means I have to friend them, but once they add me, how do they know I'm not some creepy person who's going to read their surveys and stalk them? It's pointless ):

• song survey {07/04/09}  •
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1. [Nebel by Rammstein] When was your last kiss? Was it recent, or really long ago?


2. [Chump by Green Day] Is (or was) there anyone you hate even though you've never met them before?


3. [Anniversary by Oomph!] Do you celebrate dating anniversaries by the month? Or do you only do year ones?


4. [Love Game by Lady Gaga] Would you rather have a bunch of hook-ups or an actual relationship?


5. [At the Library by Green Day] Ever admitted your love to someone in person? Was it hard?


6. [Cherry Cola by Savage Garden] What's your favorite kind of soda?


7. [Schtiel covered by Rammstein] If you were stranded on a deserted island with one other person and killing them would be your only source of food for survival, would you do it?


8. [Blue by Eiffel 65] Name one blue thing that's in your bedroom right now.


9. [London Dungeon by the Misfits] Have you ever known someone who has been to jail?


10. [Ohne Dich by Eisbrecher] What's it feel like to be without the one you love?


11. [Wer schön sein will muss leiden by Oomph!] Would you get plastic surgery if you had the money? If so, what would you get done?


12. [Pet Sematary by the Ramones] If someone you loved died, and there was a chance to bring them back to life by burrying them in a cursed cemetery, but you knew they'd come back evil, would you do it?


13. [Hallelujah by Rammstein] Does the whole controversy of priests molesting little boys make you look down on Christianity at all?


14. [Beim ersten Mal tut's immer weh by Oomph!] Ever had someone much too old for you hit on you? What did you do?


15. [Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy] Ever had a one night stand? How did it go? Would you do it again? If not, would you want to have a one night stand?


16. [Carpal Tunnel of Love by Fall Out Boy] Ever had an online boyfriend, or crushed on someone you met online?


17. [Christfuck by Wumpscut] Who is the last person you saw that you thought was attractive?


18. [Whatsername by Green Day] Do you have any exes that you hate now, but you enjoy remembering the good times you had together? What's a good time you had with an ex that you won't forget?


19. [Lyudi Invalidy by t.A.T.u.] Do you think people who just have random hook-ups and never love anybody have something wrong with them? Why or why not?


20. [11 September by Bushido] Where were you on 9/11? Can you remember it well?


21. [Pushed Again by Die Toten Hosen] When's the last time you felt pressured to do something? Did you do it?


22. [Polyamorous by Breaking Benjamin] Ever liked more than one person at a time? How did you end up chosing between them?


23. [Stonger by Kanye West] What life experience, in your opinion, has made you a stronger and overall better person?


24. [Moonlight Shadow by Groove Coverage] Do you believe in heaven? If so, do you think you're going there?


25. [Stirb Nicht Vor Mir by Rammstein] Are you hoping to find your true love one day, or do you not want to get married/have a life partner?


26. [American Kryptonite by Five Iron Frenzy] What do you think we're going to do after we've run out of places to dump our garbage?


27. [So Magical by ATC] Was your last kiss magical?


28. [Strangelove by Depeche Mode] Have you ever cheated on someone?


29. [Steh Auf by Stimmkraft] When people try to put you down, do you get yourself down or try to show them that you're above them?


30. [Stripped by Rammstein] When was the last time you went on vacation? Where will you be vacationing next?


31. [Ja Genau by Megaherz] Ever admitted to someone that you thought you were a bad person?


32. [Gott ist ein Popstar] Do you believe in a god? Or do you think it's just some modern religious trend that'll be replaced by another religion in time (ex. like the ancient Egyptian's religion has been, and things like that)?


33. [Viva Forever by Spice Girls] Would you actually want to live forever?


34. [I Remember Halloween by the Misfits] What were you for Halloween last year? What are you going to be this year? What age do you think is "too old" to go trick-or-treating?


35. [Du Reichst so Gut by Rammstein] What's one smell that really turns you on?


36. [My Soubrette by Oomph!] Is there anyone who gives you a reason to live and a reason to get up in the morning?


37. [Piercing by Die Aerzte] How many piercings do you have? What else do you want pierced?


38. [Benzin by Rammstein] How are the gas prices where you live? How is it effecting you?


39. [Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood] Do you have self-control over your hormones, or do you usually just go for it when you're horny?


40. [Liam by In Extremo] Do you know anyone named Liam? Do you like the name?


41. [Die Nadel by Die Toten Hosen] Ever taken any illegal drugs? Which one is your favorite?


42. [Orgasm Addict by the Buzzcocks] When's the last time you masturbated?


43. [Mann Gegen Mann by Rammstein] Do you think society is too paranoid about homosexuality? What are your views on gay marriage?


44. [Miststück by Megaherz] Ever been cheated on and lied to? How did you react?


45. [iGeneration by MC Lars] Do you think technology will ruin humanity one day, or do you embrace it?


46. [Hot Topic is not Punk Rock by MC Lars] Did you ever think Hot Topic was a store just for "punks" and "goths"?


47. [No Heart, No Pain by Oomph!] Have you ever decided to just not have romantic feelings for anyone to save yourself the heartache?


48. [Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhound Gang] How often do you have sex? Are you a sexual being or do you not enjoy sex very much?


49. [Poker Face by Lady Gaga] Do you hide your feelings from people you like? If so, why?


50. [Sandmann by Oomph!] Do you do anything to help children in poverty?


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I'm on a roll, bitches!

• random {07/o1/09}  •
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1. What are the catagories on your AIM buddylist (ex. co-workers, school friends, etc.)?
2. What's your main reason for going to the beach?
3. Do you buy things from Victoria's Secret? What do you buy?
4. Have you ever kissed a co-worker?
5. If someone gave you $20 to wear an outfit from a store you hate for a day, would you do it?
6. What's one girl's name you can't stand?
7. What year did you (or will you) graduate high school?
8. When was the last time you cried, and why?
9. Did you watch Sailor Moon as a kid?
10. What's your favorite kind of sushi?
11. What's one thing that irritates you at your job (ex. this girl who worked at McDonald's hated how the customers would leave their food all over the table)?
12. Ever posted something on fmylife.com? Did it get on? What was it?
13. Do you like the song "All The Things She Said" by t.A.T.u.?
14. How old were you when you did anything beyond making out?
15. What's the last ringtone you downloaded onto your phone?
16. When you post a survey on Xanga and it asks you to publish it to Facebook, do you do it?
17. Did you cry on the last day of school?
18. Do you have any summer reading assignments? What are they?
19. Even though everyone uses Facebook now, do you still secretly like MySpace better?
20. Do you use tampons or pads?
21. Do you think they should change the drinking age? If so, to what?
22. What did your prom dress look like?
23. How old is your oldest friend?
24. How old is your youngest friend?
25. Out of all the celebrities that died lately, which one were you the most shocked about?
26. What's the last computer game you played?
27. If you play the Sims, did you ever get your baby taken away by social services or whatever?
28. How quickly does your digital camera eat up batteries?
29. Do you still use a CD player?
30. What do you usually buy from your work place?
31. How many days of school did you miss this year?
32. Have you ever gone to a gay pride parade? How was it?
33. Do you believe in separation of church and state?
34. Ever made your own AIM icon before?
35. Do you know the middle name of the last person you kissed?
36. Is the last person you kissed older or younger than you?
37. Which of your friends has the nicest car?
38. What's the best bumper sticker you've ever seen?
39. Do you go to garage sales?
40. Ever been to Disney World?
41. Do you buy souveniers whenever you go on vacation?
42. Do you know anyone with one of those electric fireplaces?
43. If you could change your middle name, what would it be?
44. Change the spelling of your full name to make it as unique as possible (ex. Marissa can become Meryssa)
45. Speaking of spelling changes, do you think it's pretty or annoying when parents name their kids with alternative spellings of names? Like Devyn, or Jayde, Karryne, etc.
46. Do you have any family members as friends on your Facebook account?
47. Do you think prostitution should be legal?
48. Last thing you ate?
49. When's the last time you posted a legit journal entry on Xanga?
50. Do you keep a book of poems you've written?
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• how innocent are you? {06/29/09}  •
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Directions: For every thing you've done, add one to your score. Just don't tell us what you've done!

LEVEL ONE ~ SCHOOL
1. I've cheated on a test.
2. I've smoked in the school bathroom.
3. I've done something sexual on school grounds.
4. I've cheated on a final exam/midterm.
5. I've cursed at a teacher.
6. I've gotten detention.
7. I've gotten suspended.
8. I've gotten expelled.
9. I got more than two F's on one report card.
10. I've written something on the bathroom wall.
TOTAL SO FAR:


LEVEL TWO ~ WORK
1. I've kissed a co-worker.
2. I've kissed my boss.
3. I've done sexual things at work.
4. I've slacked off while on the job several times.
5. I've gone on break/lunch without punching out.
6. I've had a friend punch in for me when I was going to be late for work.
7. I've talked back to my boss.
8. I've called out sick when I really went out somewhere nice.
9. I've gotten into a fight at work.
10. I've gone to work not in uniform.
TOTAL SO FAR:


LEVEL THREE ~ FRIENDS
1. I've lied to my best friend.
2. I've done something sexual with one of my friend's significant others.
3. I've dated a friend's ex.
4. I've talked about a friend behind their back.
5. I've backstabbed a friend.
6. I've stolen from a friend.
7. I've turned my friend's friends against them.
8. I've tricked one of my friends before.
9. I've purposely tried to end one of my friend's relationships.
10. I've ditched my friend(s) before.
TOTAL SO FAR:


LEVEL FOUR ~ RELATIONSHIPS
1. I've cheated before.
2. I've flirted with other people while in a relationship.
3. I've had a crush on someone else while in a relationship.
4. I've cheated with my significant other's friend.
5. I've lied to my significant other.
6. I've lead someone on.
7. I've purposely made someone jealous.
8. I've gotten pregnant by someone else while dating someone.
9. I've cheated on my significant other on our bed.
10. I've lied to get someone to date me.
TOTAL SO FAR:

LEVEL FIVE ~ SEX SEX SEX
1. I've been with someone more than five years older/younger than me.
2. I've done sexual things on my parents' bed.
3. I've had sex without any sort of protection.
4. I've done sexual things when my parents weren't home.
5. I've done sexual things in a car.
6. I've sent nudes to more than four people.
7. I've given someone a lap dance.
8. I've flashed someone in public.
9. I've kissed two or more people in one day.
10. I've made out for more than five minutes straight.
TOTAL SO FAR:

LEVEL SIX ~ DRUGS N STUFF
1. I've gotten drunk while being underage.
2. I've smoked weed.
3. I've done other drugs besides weed.
4. I've smoked cigarettes while being underage.
5. I've done very, very stupid things while drunk.
6. I've been to rehab.
7. I've been addicted to a drug.
8. I've sold drugs.
9. I've sold drugs and ripped people off while doing so.
10. I've pressured my friend(s) into doing drugs.
GRAND TOTAL:

0-10: You're pretty innocent! Your parents probably love you for that.
11-20: Not bad, not bad. Pretty innocent but you're getting there.
21-30: Average. You're not innocent exactly, but you're no devil either.
31-40: Ohh, you bad ass! You've done more than the average person.
41-50: You devil! Do your parents know what you've done?
51-60: How are you not in jail yet?
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